Epinephrine

20 things you don't know about me, Epinephrine

1. Where I hang out most of the time: I like chillin' in the blood stream

2. I am responsible for: Causing the heart to pump harder, increasing blood pressure, opening airways in the lungs, narrowing blood vessels in the skin and intestine to increase blood flow to major muscle groups. I aslo help in performing other functions to enable the body to fight or run when encountering a potential threat.

3. I'm most similar to the drug: Salbutamol and Dextrose are kinda taking over some of my jobs... But me and Cortisol are pals.

4. My favorite activity is: Coursing through the blood stream, responding to stress and different triggers.

5. I hate it when: My human is a wimp, and gets scared over nothing. I mean, then I'm realeased for no reason.. then they can get over tired and stuff if too much of me is realsed. That gets annoying.

6. The best thing about receptor sites is: That they send me out, and I get to do an awesome job being me. ;)

7. When humans don't have enough of me: Well, (beacuse im awesome) when my human doesnt have enough of me, she ususally gets depressed. It aslo wouldnt be good for her to be in a dangerous situation, or scared, because if shes not producing enough of me, she's kinda screwed.

8. In a choice between robots or zombies: because... NEITHER! robots dont need me, because they have all metal parts and comupters telling them what to do.. and zombies are just dead people, who dont EVER feel scared :( soo im out of a job with either choice. If u were forcing me to decide, I guess I would pick a zombie, just because they needed me at one point.

9. The sucky thing about being a hormone: We always get stuck with the blame... for everything ("Why is Sarah being such a jerk?? //Oh, its just her hormones."// Ugh, my face is breaking out! //Its probably because of your hormones"// "Why are all boys so gross? //Its not their fault.. its just their hormones")// 10. A really strange fact about me: Some people are allergic to me.. but some people also need me, because of different medical conditions.

11. My favorite food and why: pizza. its just soo goood! especially because my human always drinks energy drinks with her pizza. energy drinks are like my BFF! ♥

12. I once dated a synapse, but it fell apart because: He never wanted to spend time with me. He always sent me into the bloodstream, but I mean, without me he would be nothing... jerk

13. Sleep is awesome because: I get to relax. I dont have to worry if something is about to scare my human, which would cause me to be released.

14. A neuron walks into a bar and says:

15. When humans have too much of me: Their heart will be racing, and they wont be themselvs. They are in Fight or Flight mode. Also, they will get overtired easy,

16. What do I like to do in my sparetime: I like to think of all the awesome things that I can do to my human when she gets nervous and scared.

17. If I could pick a new name for myself: I would chose sam. Sam sounds like a super name, and you know a Sam can get the job done.

18. My favorite drink: bloood! I love blood, thats where I thrive. Me and blood are like besties, but its cool when I drink it. 19. If I could be any other hormone, I would chose: MYSELF! duhh! I'm the best hormone there is.. If it wasnt for me, my human wouldn't be able to get out of scary situations, or instances where she is in danger. 20. Do I feel like I'm appreciated enough?: NO! My human never acknowledges me.. But its okay, because I know that she loves me, and she needs me. Were perfect together. __**Status updates:**__
 * Epinephrine**: is on the moooovee!! wooo hoooo! loook out heart, you're gonna have to start pumpinnnn

GREAT! im just trying to do my job. its not my faultt... blame her
 * Epinephrine**: UGHHHHH!!!! stupidd human! lol she got scared of a stupid cat....... sooooo now heart and lungs are yelling at me...

new pro pic. keep/delete? just my innermost structure haha kinda revealing... 
 * Epinephrine**: bored. anyone wanna chill in the bloodstream? nvm. I dont ever just "chill" in the bloodstreem.. what am I talking about.


 * Epinephrine**: sooooooo boreddddd!! my human is sleeeping, so I'm at ease, and can kinda relax.. ughh someone hmuu

my effect on the arteries. woooo hoooo, im doing my jobb ([])


 * Epinephrine**: sometimes i feel like im not good enough. like whats the point of ever being able to help out when someones scared? ughh

[] (thats me helping with the fight or flight response)

me and my friends doing our jobb. tag yourselff ([])

yessss! im gonna helpp some allergic peopleeee ([])

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